Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
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Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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