Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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