I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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