? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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