What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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