guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
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Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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