We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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