Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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