Nicole vs. Life
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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