Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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