Whatcha textin bout Willis?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
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In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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