I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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