By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
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Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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