yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
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