Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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