How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
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My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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