i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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