Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
This house was built for laser tag.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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