I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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