A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Will exercising make me less horny?
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