I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Randomize
