ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
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I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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