i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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