Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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