What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
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a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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