So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i love accidental penises.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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