and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
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also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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