Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Randomize
