is wine microwaveable?
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
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