To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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