Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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