In the future we'll all be gay
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
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woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
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We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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