i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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