JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I need a burrito and a hug.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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