if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I would fuck him just for his dog
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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