never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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