i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Do vagina's smell?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.