and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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