My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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