I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
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