scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
He uses pillows to masturbate.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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