went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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