he puts the penis in happiness.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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