I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I had to cum in my sink.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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