I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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