I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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