I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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