So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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