Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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