Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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