Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
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you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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