I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
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He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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