I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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