You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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