Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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