if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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