I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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