I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
